Del.Gooch Admin
Number of posts : 109 Birthday : 1964-05-11 Age : 60 Location : hiding behind the black 8 ball Job/hobbies : Engineer/Pool,Snooker,Carp fishing,Beach fishing Registration date : 2009-02-18
| Subject: Medical problem Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:52 pm | |
| An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!" | |
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Bob Gillman
Number of posts : 1 Birthday : 1953-08-16 Age : 70 Job/hobbies : Publican Registration date : 2009-12-05
| Subject: Re: Medical problem Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:01 am | |
| Christmas When I was a child my family was very poor. On Christmas morning, if you did'nt wake up with an erection, you had nothing to play with. | |
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