Del.Gooch
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Number of posts : 109
Birthday : 1964-05-11
Age : 60
Location : hiding behind the black 8 ball
Job/hobbies : Engineer/Pool,Snooker,Carp fishing,Beach fishing
Registration date : 2009-02-18
 | Subject: Football Match  Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:41 pm | |
| A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see...... a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop
this is so funny i pi**ed myself laughing | |
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